Dear Ants,
Mi casa no es su casa. What do you think my place is? Your winter vacation home? If you're going to visit my apartment without an invitation, would you please stick to eating crumbs on the floor. Do not, under any circumstances, march up my table cloth onto my table and help yourself to the fruit in the fruit bowl. I'm not at all wealthy and apples are not cheap. I do not appreciate it when I pick one up, ready to bite into it's juicy goodness, only to discover that it is full of holes filled with your kind, having a snack. At least the box elder bugs have the decency to not burrow into the fruit. Yuck is all I can say. It's not only disgusting, but horrifying and sure to give me nightmares. Moreover, it is theft. If a person breaks into my apartment ands starts eating my apples, I will call the police. Who do I call when ants break in and take what is mine? Maybe it's time to take the law into my own hands and invest in some Taro. Yes, death may seem like a severe punishment for apple theft, but I have had enough of your lack of respect and it's time to take action.
Sincerely,
Anti-ant Anne
1 comment:
Dear Ants at Anne's,
Hey, go find some other place to hang out for a while wouldn't you like to go on a vacation? visit someone other than Anne and her apples?
If you don't leave, well, Anne might offer you something even better than apples. I'd suggest you try the Taro, it's very sweet and I think you'll enjoy it.
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